Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Said no one. Ever.

I really regret that workout. 
- Said no one. Ever. 

I really wish I ate that brownie instead of that apple. I'd feel better about myself. 
- Said no one. Ever. 

I hate that my pants are fitting so loosely.
- Said no one. Ever. 

Double chins are so ef-ing sexy.
- Said no one. Ever. 

I don't feel like a total badass after waking up early for a nice workout.
- Said no one. Ever. 

YAY muffin top! 
- Said no one. Ever. 

Tight abs are hideous.
- Said no one. Ever.

Quitting feels so rewarding.
- Said no one. Ever.

Saddle bags are a major turn-on.
- Said no one. Ever.

Toned arms and legs are so gross.
- Said no one. Ever.

It sucks that I look awesome in this bikini that I've worked my ass off to get into.
- Said no one. Ever.


Get the picture?
Stop being lame.  Just do it already.

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